Hey, hey
The Finnish Maidens1 are plotting
Of course I remember
The Finnish Maidens are plotting
In Helsinki, Vantaa the girls said "No way"
When I told them where milk and bread come from
In Ulvila the girls hugged and kissed
And then they stabbed Petri ten times2
In Hyvinkää I yelled "Oh Baby!"
In Seinäjoki the chicks always like my tango
In Hanko I always got good raspberry boats3
Finnish Maidens, you don't lack attitude
I'm proud of you and always will be
All the way from the Hanko skirt hem to the arm4
Everyone's created lovely in her own way
If you've got a Finnish Maiden on top of you
You can throw the blanket in the corner
Finnish Maidens you've got attitude and character
Let's not turn down the drink, the Finnish Maidens are plotting
In a spa in Ikaalinen
In a harbour in Korka
In a Corolla in Orivesi
The Finnish Maidens are plotting
I did it in the Riihimäki Prison
In the Jyväskylä rally
In the Hakametsä ice hockey stadium
The Finnish Maidens are plotting
Yeah, in Karkkila I only saw treats5
In Iisalmi everyone's related
In Kauniainen we ate caviar on a sailboat6
In Puumala I had some older women
In Heinola Hey Beibi spanked me
I was constantly arguing with the Turku girl
In Kuopio the lass never gave straight answer 7
I got to third base in Vimpeli and Sotkamo8
Finnish Maidens, you don't lack attitude
I'm proud of you and always will be
All the way from the Hanko skirt hem to the arm4
Everyone's created lovely in her own way
If you've got a Finnish Maiden on top of you
You can throw the blanket in the corner
Finnish Maidens you've got attitude and character
Let's not turn down the drink, the Finnish Maidens are plotting
In a spa in Ikaalinen
In a harbour in Korka
In a Corolla in Orivesi
The Finnish Maidens are plotting
I did it in the Riihimäki Prison
In the Jyväskylä rally
In the Hakametsä ice hockey stadium
The Finnish Maidens are plotting
The Finnish Maidens are plotting
Yeah, how could I forge
And I'll definitely come again
The Finnish Maidens are plotting
See you around!
Hi!
The Finnish Maidens are plotting
1. The "Finnish maiden is an anthropomorhic personification of Finland".2. This is probably a reference to the Ulvila murder case.3. "Raspberry boat is a type of candy. 4. a. b. A part of Northern Finland is often referred to as the "arm of the Finnish Maiden".5. Karkkila means "Candy Town". 6. Kauniainen is the richest municipality in Finland7. "The city of Kuopio is in the region of Savo. The Savonians are notoriously bad at giving a straight answer.8. Vimpeli and Sotkamo have famous Finnish baseball teams.