I met you down at the Seventh Vail
The first night that I got out of jail
Your lips were red and your skin was pale
You were the one that I wanted to nail
I asked you for a table dance
You came over and put your Hands in my pants
" I ain't lookin' for no wild romance
By the way, you got any blow?"
Stripper girl, heaven sent
Pay my phone bill
Pay my rent
Stripper girl, I love you
All my friends really
Love you too
I really love your boobies
I wanna love you till the end of time
I wanna love you in a sixty nine
I wanna love you where the sun don't shine
Hey, where'd you put that coke? Cool!
Take my cock into your back door
I wanna fuck you, you fuckin' whore
I wanna jam it in and out at a real fast pace
Till I squirt hot juicy all over your face
Stripper girl, heaven sent
Take one look and I pitch a tent
Stripper girl, you're the best
Up all night on crystal meth
Sometimes you think that I'm a jerk
When you catch me fucking your friends from work
I'll be there to catch you when you fall
If you buy me an iPhone you can give me a call
[Satchel rips it up!]
I really love you baby
I wanna watch you dance
I didn't mean to fuck your friend
Give me one more chance
Stripper girl on my lap
Hope I didn't give you the Clap
Stripper girl, I need some cash
Get on stage and shake that ass
Stripper girl, heaven sent
Thanks again for payin' my rent
Stripper Fuckin' Rule dude!