Strip club, you know, dolly
All night long you’re a kitty – purr, purr
I’ll drop you off at college in the morning
(I’ll drop you off in the morning)
Into the strip club you poke your little nose
Gin, scotch, Tutsi on the speakers
Don’t stop, cos I’m loaded
(I’ll drop you off in the morning)
On your puss-puss-puss-puss-puss-puss
The grass has been cut (the grass has been cut)
Yes, you’re an MP3 hit, and you’re worth a million (a million)
Your power’s been topped up, and lips are going numb (lips are going numb)
It’s rock-n-roll, and no way are we on the smoothies
Non-stop, don’t get stuck
The tubes wind down, I fill up the tank
Let’s see, uh-huh, Lady Gaga
You’ve shifted your butt, hinting at a one-on-one
But no, I’m not that sort
You’re just someone’s mama, or someone’s wife
Gulp down a milk pack
(G-gulp it down-down-down)
Strip club, you know, dolly
All night long you’re a kitty – purr, purr
I’ll drop you off at college in the morning
(I’ll drop you off in the morning)
Into the strip club you poke your little nose
Gin, scotch, Tutsi on the speakers
Don’t stop, cos I’m loaded
(Everybody put your hands up)
Strip club, you know, dolly
All night long you’re a kitty – purr, purr
I’ll drop you off at college in the morning
(I’ll drop you off in the morning)
Into the strip club you poke your little nose
Gin, scotch, Tutsi on the speakers
Don’t stop, cos I’m loaded