One day we will walk hand-and-hand
Every boy and girl from every land
From the mountains
To the beach.
And that day, that day is almost in our reach.
Don’t wear the pants if they are skinny.
Stop SPS.
Change the way you dress,
Cause tight is no longer in me.
When you hear fashion calling in,
Think about what you fall in.
And join our vacant family.
SPS, “Skinny Pants Syndrome,” has given me a chance to make a difference in this world.
Join our fight, and together, we can conquer “Skinny Pants Syndrome
And that day, that day is almost in our reach.
Don’t wear the pants if they are skinny.
(Oh, so skinny!)
Stop SPS.
Change the way you dress,
(Owww!)
Cause tight is no longer in.
(You know they not in there!)
It’s time to stop the pain.
Let your blood circulate.
(Ooooh)
The pants slide on so
(Slide on so) easily.
Don’t wear the pants if they are skinny
(If they are skinny)
Stop SPS.
Change the way you dress,
Cause tight is no longer in me
(No longer in)
It’s time to stop the pain.
Let your blood circulate
(Let your blood circulate!)
The pants slide on so… easily.