Stitches Parody lyrics

I am pretty and 17

I have no clue what heartbreak even means

But I made this song about it

After my girl dumped me that cold hearted witch

What was that? It felt like I just got punched

You're ex-girlfriend sent me to kick your butt!

She said make sure he needs to get stitched up

That hurts!

She took this song too literally

I meant stitches metaphorically

Wasn't it enough that she left me?

Now she wants me to bleed

Who is that hitting me?

Here's a clue, I say "You can't see me!"

I wrestle men in big arenas

Um are you John Cena? Yep!

What did I do to deserve this?

On her birthday you got her nothing you dick

Instead you got yourself this car

I needed to look more badass

And that's why I'm kickin' your ass

Someone save me from this wrestle dude!

Now you'll learn the power for the Dark Side

Don't tell me my ex also sent you

That's right

Remember on this past Christmas Day

You got her nothing you must pay

Instead you got that dumb jacket

Hey I look badass in it

How dare you be so selfish!

Ouch! Stop that! She was being a bitch

You see the power of The Force now

Who's poking my ass? Ow!

Twas me Harry Potter

Your ex girlfriend is my witch daughter

I'm gonna take my broom from Quidditch

And beat your butt with it

Valentine's Day's coming

Got to turn this pain to loving

This brutal violence is senseless

I must save Shawn Mendes

--VIDEO--

Oohhh...

Harry Poter would you care to make love

Strangely, yes I would

Shawn Mendes, would you care to make love with us both?

Ewww... No!

You will join this threesome

I will join this threesome

You're gonna need stitches after this Shawn Mendes

AH AH AH AH AH!