The suburbs they are dreaming,
they are a twinkle in her eye
She's been feeling frisky
since her husband said goodbye
She wears a low cut t-shirt
runs a little B&B
She's most accommodating
when she's in her lingerie
Wife swapping is the future,
you know that it would suit you
[Chorus]
Yes, they're stereotypes,
there must be more to life
All your life you are dreaming
and then you stop dreaming
From time to time you know
you should be going on another bender
The suburbs they are sleeping
but she's dressing up tonight
She likes a man in uniform
he loves to wear it tight
They are on the lover's sofa
they are on the patio
And when the fun is over
watch themselves on video
The neighbours may be staring,
but they are just past caring
[Chorus]
Yes, there must be more to life,
they're stereotypes
Wife swapping is the future,
you know that it would suit you
[Chorus]
Before you come to an end-ah