Stereosexual [English translation]

When I woke up

And saw another man in the bed

With his back turned, next to me

I asked myself, "Who is this chap?"

Then I thought...

The alcohol's to blame

I must have mixed drinks last night

Until I went queer

And what will they say about me?

(They will say that you're gay)

I'll have to accept it.

(Don't worry, king)

Will they accept me as I am?

(They will, you'll see)

Stereosexual

As for my girlfriend, I don't know

I think I will tell her

Little by little

So that she won't get upset

But as for playing squash,

It's better not to go back there

Lest one day in the showers

I'm unable to restrain myself

And what will they say about me?

(They will say that you're gay)

I'll have to accept it.

(Don't worry, king)

Will they accept me as I am?

(They will, you'll see)

Stereosexual

And in the other way...

(In the back)

It musn't be so bad...

(Oh, but it's the best...!)

Yes, somewhat personal

(Try it out and see)

Stereosexual

When I'd gotten used to the idea

The mystery man woke up

And it turned out to be a bird

With a Grace Jones haircut

And although now I can see

In the front and in the back

I think it's more reasonable for me

To do it one way and no more.

And what will they say about me?

(They will say that you're gay)

I'll have to accept it.

(Don't worry, king)

Will they accept me as I am?

(They will, you'll see)

Stereosexual

And in the other way...

(In the back)

It musn't be so bad...

(Oh, but it's the best...!)

Yes, somewhat personal

(Try it out and see)

Stereosexual