The reason was they bet a crate of vodka
That I couldn't fearlessly sit up all night at the cemetery without closing my eyes,
Exactly at 11 p.m. I took with me two bottles of moonshine.
Well, having two bottles of moonshine, I surely can sit up here,
I took with me paste and anchovies.
You can piss on my eyes, but I don't care about grave crosses,
Now I will encamp among the graves like in a restaurant,
Wipe off the dust in my glass. I'm gonna get drunk and overeat!
O-o-o-o-o o! O-o-o-o-o o!
Hey, guys, now I will commemorate you all,
If someone of you rises up, I will wring your jaw off,
Hey, ghouls, also I drink for you,
Now I will sing a song about VHS recorder!
(SOLO)
I drank 300 gr. of vodka, had a bite with a rotten anchovy,
My friend will fork out and buy me a crate of expensive vodka,
I imagined this fine moment, when I'm getting the crate,
I will drink a liter per day, oh, I really look forward to it!
Having opened the second bottle, I was going to drink it,
Suddenly something crunched. Maybe it was the dead rising?
I felt a colic. Maybe it's caused by the anchovies?
And a piece of shit stuck out a little bulging my underpants,
O-o-o-o-o o! O-o-o-o-o o!
Hey, guys! Why are you all jesting me this way?
So I can get a myocardial infarction.
Hey, ghouls, please take pity on me,
Otherwise I can even die here!
(SOLO)
And my "Polyot"* watch signaled midnight,
And anchovies stick in my throat, and wine didn't flow into my mouth,
Something began to move behing the neighboring hubble,
I can go crazy and become a fool here.
Having broken up the bottle, I clamped its neck,
Oh, why I came to be in this damned places?
I remembered a film about Viy**, that I watched in the DK***,
Now I will never bet like this. Let them find another fool for it!
O-o-o-o-o o! O-o-o-o-o o!
Hey, guys!Why are you all jesting me this way?
So I can get a myocardial infarction.
Hey, ghouls, please take pity on me,
Otherwise I can even die here!
(SOLO)