I'm ready
Promotion
I'm a goofy goober
Your a party pooper
Your whole shows a pooper
The chimichanga maneuver
Spell his name
D E A D P O O P
D E A D P O O P
Look at you a wanna be hero
Mermaid man will make you disappear yo
Your gonna be defeated like Man Ray
I'll take your food and beat it like pancakes
Looks like you had a sleepover
Your the weakest one you red River
I'm gonna make you cry like a baby
You can't mess with me and my possy
I'm a goofy goober
Is that rotten cheese in the trash
Oh wait a minute it's spongeboob
Don't forget to wipe my Hey
Sorry dude that's what sponges do
I know kids watch your show
But here's something they don't know
Sponges poop out of their holes
And they eat in the same place where the poop goes
He's the coolest mercenary
So you better run home to your mom and cry(sing it girls come on)
He's the coolest mercenary
So you better run home to your mom and cry
What would it be like to be spongeboob
Pretending to be nice and pees on your food
A little bit of veggies and a little bit of buns
Inside they make the Krabby Patty formula fun
Making people patties and keeping it under level
Making people mad when he's blowing his little Bubbles
And he's breaking people's backs
When he's going through the tunnel
So to be spongeboob ain't nothing but trouble
Is that rotten cheese in the trash
Oh wait a minute it's spongeboob
Don't forget to wipe my Hey
Sorry dude that's what sponges do
I know kids watch your show
But here's something they don't know
Sponges poop out of their holes
And they eat in the same place where the poop goes
He's the coolest mercenary
So you better run home to your mom and cry
He's the coolest mercenary
So you better run home to your mom and cry
Spongeboob