Put a sock in my underwear
and make a Lykke Li bun on my head
Spell Zakarias with an S, no I'll never do that
I think it looks a bit gay, yes you heard me
BS is being censured
just because I feel like saying.......
When you rap you should say criminal stuff
should be pimp like Papa Dee dad
Don't they play my music because I'm from Norrland?*
.....Sorry, I meant Bromma**
I'll go down then
because I want to become a P3 favorite like Bråding and Kleerup***
Should we start doing coke coke coke
and make music that sounds ok ok ok
oh my God what have we done done done
to be played on the radio
Have had both a no, a play, and a fuck me
been called the Swedish Kanye
but I'm not satisfied
until they play me like Mugabe in Zimbabwe
A little bit of lil Wayne mixed with Hi-De-Ho and Calloway
Call me Coltrane or Coldplay
My style is like Marwin but not as gay
always aiming for rotation A
So maybe I should move down to the capital
and write a few lines
about being a vampire and the whole world is so wonderful****
yes yes y'all the newspaper called me American
I'm not really rap or American so don't ask me to sound
like some American
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I have to sing beautiful music
but Hellström* doesn't need any autotune
What kind of thing do you like
bing bing baby I can be your crazy frog
on the gramophone, my neighbor hums it, it's played everywhere so you know this song
if you don't like it the first time
then we'll have to play it again and again and again and again
Exactly, sort of, if they don't play my music, not good for my career
but it they play my music I'll probably become a millionaire
or no no no no no no no but all the radio stations
say that it doesn't sound similar enough to Kent
but Basshunter is played again
and if he doesn't have ADHD the rest of us will probably get it
I should call Lasse Winnerbäck and the stadium
I should call Lasse Winnerbäck and the stadium
I should call Lasse Winnerbäck and the stadium
so there's any chance that they play this song baby
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