Intro:
"Yeah, that's Tobi and now the next will be a song to join in and then, we wanted to ..."
Yes, blablabla, whatever, come on! come on!
Part1:
I go to the party and I'm holding my drink tight
Otherwise I will take your drink away, I am hard drinking
And you drink goose wine, now?
Get yourself a quickie and the tempered glass, pour in!
And what else? Is there anything clever to tell?
As far as I am concerned, I could take another drink again!
That was a drop in the bucket
And you are so drunk, you make a mess with Elke Heidenreich.
Cheers!
No, I did not shake
OK, I am cold, man, draw it mild!
And pass me the pretzel sticks
Don't tell me, you'll drink me under the table
I will drink you under the synthetic turf, bitch!
Yes, I am fine ... Is there still some schnapps?
Let's lance, err, let's dance!
Look, you are a beautiful maid, too
And you have breasts - two!
Hook 2x:
Come and poison rivals
Who has the fatest liver?
Don't tell me, it's a farce
Lift your glass, we are not here for fun!
Part 2:
A double Ouzo to this wonderful day
Friday is my friend
As if I would be Robinson Crusoe
Tell me, did I tell you that I can
Do a high somersault
(Crash) I need to drink more alcohol!
Guys, did you notice
That glass is shattering?
It is an unsocial world
And children mature extremly fast
I thought
I would help an old lady passing the street
But she was only 11 ...
I still want to say something, turn off the music
You are really the best friends
No! Truth!
Real friendship lasts like 3-Weather-Spray
I am a cheeky devil, everybody drinks, boxcars!
Usually, usually
I am not drunk so fast, double time this time
Today there is a worm in the Tequila, somehow
Don't look at me askew, I am not a tower in, err, Pisa
Hook 2x:
Come and poison rivals
Who has the fatest liver?
Don't tell me, it's a farce
Lift your glass, we are not here for fun!