You have a good time
Because you're handsome
You never have to do anything special
You can just stand in the corner smoking
You are like a promise
To a coral reef in the Rhine
But when its your turn to write in the guest book
Then you can never think of anything
That's why you need me like a car needs petrol
That's why you need me, otherwise you just grind to a halt
You are apathetic and so, so sensitive
You're handsome
Everyone is dancing, dancing around you all the time
Nothing in life ever bothers you
But when you're alone
In silence and by yourself
You go crazy, you can't take it
You collapse and implode
That's why you need me like the Eiffel Tower needs steel
That's why you need me, otherwise you'll stay small and pale
I can be alone
Even if I don't like it at all
I eat my supper standing up
Spaghetti with Spinach
And I look at the planes
And hope, I hope you're crying
(Please, please cry)
Pack your things and come to me
I can't be with anyone else
that's why I need you, it's dishonest, pathetic and small
But that's why I need you, like a saint needs a halo
Crazy solo, baby!