Soy un capón [English translation]

I liked the women so much

for the bad looking I have.

I frequented 8 de Octubre and 18 1

but the girls were saying no.

I went running to do a guitar course

to make the band Cuarteto de Nos

it became a very famous band

but they were sill saying no.

Then one day before they told me

I pulled out my testicles with scissors.

Since then I have no more sexual lust

and my life never been the same.

And now...I'm an eunuch, I'm an eunuch

a healthy chubby eunuch

I'm an eunuch, I'm an eunuch

a healthy chubby eunuch

(What he gonna do?)

And now I walk on the streets every day

enjoying the trees and the sun.

And I don't have to spend more energy

in false promises and masturbation.

Now I see that life is another thing that going

begging for holes for free

because after a life without balls

I collect stamps I have a collection.

Because now...I'm an eunuch, I'm an eunuch

a healthy chubby eunuch

I'm an eunuch, I'm an eunuch

a healthy chubby eunuch

(Let's see that piano!)

Because one day before they told me

I pulled out my testicles with a box cutter!

A girl and a pumice stone are the same for me

because I have no more sexual lust

Because now...I'm an eunuch, I'm an eunuch

a healthy chubby eunuch

I'm an eunuch, I'm an eunuch

a healthy chubby eunuch

And I sing:

We are bananas for the muchacho

dancing the night with me.

If patroncito enjoy our fiesta

vamos todos a ir.

We are bananas for the muchacho

dancing the night with me.

If patroncito enjoy our fiesta

vamos todos a ir.

1. 8 de Octubre and 18 de Julio are two streets in Montevideo