Soy snob [version 1996] [English translation]

I'm snob I'm snob

The uglier the better

It took me months of work to achieve it

It's a very hectic life

but now...

I'm fascinated with the result

I'm snob

I'm snob snob snob snob snob snob

All my friends are that

because being a snob is the best

Dresses of Versace

And lots of H line

No panties nor bra

It feels so nice

Black nails

to match the stockings

I go to the movies

But I see old tapes

When I enter in heaven

I ask a pass plainly

I don't suffer of the liver

It's not useful

I'm anorexic

that is more pathetic

and not whorish

I'm snob

I'm snob snob snob snob snob snob snob snob snob

I have passes for the Colon Theater

but I don't go

Every morning

I ride by the grass

because I love

the smell of shit

I only talk bullshit

to be updated

I'm snob

I'm snob

And when I make love

I do it with gloves and in the dining room

I have dirty clothes

in all my closets

On tuesday I have accidents

in the Jaguar

Because in these subtleties

snobishness is distinguished

I'm snob, so snob

that Pancho Dotto

to Punta del Este

invited me

I'm snob, so snob

that when I die

I'll have a shroud

of Christian Dior

Of Christian Dior