Soy Snob [English translation]

Si

I'm snob I'm snob

It's my best flaw

It took me months of work to achieve it

It's a very hectic life

but now...

I'm charmed with the result

I'm snob

Terribly snob

All my friends are that

because being a snob is lovely

Dresses of Pucci

Shoes of cebu

The brassier of Madrid

In the finger a ruby (In the toe finger, eh!)

Black nails

to match the stockings

I go to the movies

just to see swedish views

When I go to the pub

I ask whisky with nothing

I don't suffer of the liver

It's not useful

I have an ulcer

that is more pathetic

and less whorish

I'm snob

I'm snob

I have passes for the Colon Theater

but I don't go

Every morning

I ride by the coast

because I love

the smell of dung

I only visit noblemen

with double surnames

I'm snob

I'm snob

And when I make love

I do it with gloves and in the dining room

I have a closet

that is spectacular

On tuesday I have accidents

in my Jaguar

Because in these subtleties

snobishness is distinguished

I'm snob, so snob

that Nacha Guevara

to her new house

invited me

Oh! una vez más

I'm snob, so snob

that when I die

I'll have a shroud

of Christian Dior

Of Christian Dior