Sorry Parody lyrics

Lately I've been really stressed out

I have done many dumb things

Like leaving a show

'Cos someone in the front row spilled a drink

And walking round naked

While photographers snapped pics of my peen

Then claiming I was a victim of shrinkage

My manager told me to make a song to apologize

He told me to act like my life is hard so people empathize

Then he said to look at the camera

And made sad puppy dog eyes

'Cos it would make my teen girl fans feel bad for me

Eh...

When I publicly say I'm sorry

Everyone will instantly forgive me

And once they do that

I can get away with anything

So once I've said I'm sorry, I did bad

I can go back to being a douchebag

I'm sorry, yeah

Sorry, yeah

Sorry

I can act like a total piece of shit

As long as I say I'm sorry for it

I could seduce a hot mom

And talk her into intercourse

Tell her to leave her husband

For me and cause her to get divorced

Then when I bail

It's ok as long as I express remorse

I'm forgiven for ruining her family

Eh...

I could punch a bum in the tummy

And I could eat your food if it's yummy

Wow these fries are good

I could even kick someone's Baby

As long as I pretend I feel regret

I could beat an old man with a baguette

I'm sorry, yeah

Sorry, yeah

Sorry

I just saw Star Wars The Force Awakens

Now I'll tweet out spoilers of how it ends

--VIDEO--

Oh... wait!

Hold on! I'm sorry man.

I'm sorry, don't do it.

No!

--SONG--

I'm sorry, yeah

Sorry, yeah

Sorry

Hey I said sorry Kylo what the fuck?

Now put my head back on you stupid schmuck!