Song of Jams lyrics

Got to get the "pandemonium,”

And that means all pans and pots.

Clear the way! I need to make room

To make jam and to make lots.

What was on the garden patches,

What grew on the tree I got,

Made from it some mix-and-matches,

Put it all in one big pot.

I’ll add carrots for some nice zest

To the Portobello jams.

But the juiciest and sweetest

Will be pinecones and the yams!

I peek in, and as I’m looking

At the weird brew, I yell,

“Now I know what’s really cooking!

I am in a jam, as well!