Song of Beauty lyrics

I learned from the fashion press

Rules of how to impress

Cause if beauty's not arresting

No one finds it interesting

It's so tiring and uninspiring

But I know

How to change from head to toe

Cream and powder, foundation

For the basic transformation

Then it's time to take it up a notch

Shadows, blush and glossy lipstick

That should work and do a nice trick

I'll become a swan queen, just you watch

I tried hard, but all in vain

Caused myself a lot of pain

If the truth is oh so ugly

Then I'd rather be a duckling

I have to break up with pretty makeup

I admit it that I went over the limit

When I glance into the mirror

Facts become a little clearer

I look really scary in this stuff

In the eye of the beholder

Is the truth that's so much bolder:

Skin deep beauty's never good enough