Last summer was a total bummer
And the one before sucked just as bad
No one felt like going out
Cuz the sun pulled nothing off at all
But this year everything's going to be better
They said so on TV
And they're always right
Finally summer
Finally fun again
Everybody's getting topless
Away with that aggrieving gray
Wrong thinking - it's pissing again
If it keeps going this way
We'll be writing nothing but metal songs
But this year everything's going to be better
Scammed again
Finally summer
Finally fun again