Sometimes I Fail lyrics

[Spoken:]

"So we've been talking about 'cool' and its, uh, ramifications, and how it applies to the hip scene. But maybe you could give us some examples now, of the opposite of cool - 'uncool', just exactly what is 'uncool'?"

"Yeah, we're gonna have some thoughts on that..."

[Spoken:]

"It, it, it's uncool to nod on the street corner waiting for the light to change.

And, uh, it, uh...it, it's uncool to let anybody know your uncle is a registered pharmacist, uncool for the whole family.

You know, it's uncool to buddy with a known fink.

And it's uncool to ask "Where'd you get it?"

It's disastrously uncool to let friends use your penthouse as a porting address for packages from Mexico.

You know, and it's uncool to ask "Where'd you get it?"

And it is uncool to wear shades after sunset."