Oh Miss Elphaba, the things one hears these days!
Dreadful things.
I've heard of an Ox, a professor from Quox no longer permitted to teach who has lost all powers of speech.
And an owl in Muchkin Rock
A vicar with a thriving flock
Forbidden to preach
Now he only can screech!
Only rumors but still enough to give pause to anyone with paws
Something bad, is happening in Oz
Something bad, happening in Oz?
Under the surface,
Behind the scenes,
Something Baaaaaaaad
Sorry, bad
Dr. Dillamond,
If something bad is happening to the animals
Someone has to tell the Wizard,
That's why we have a Wizard.
So nothing bad.
I hope you're right.
Nothing all that bad.
(Nothing truly,
Baaaaaaaaaad.)
Sorry, bad.
It couldn't happen here
In Oz...