So Long lyrics

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN, spoken]

Oh dear

Oh dear, oh dear

I thought I might find you here

Tied to a tree, again

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

Sebastian, if you don't untie me right now

I will murder you

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN, spoken]

If you're trying to get me to help you

You're doing a terrible job

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]

So long, my freaky friend

Bad Cinderella

Who everyone avoids

Like Salmonella

You're a hellion

By the way, your hairdo is alarming

[CINDERELLA]

You're a ferret

No one would mistake you for Prince Charming

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]

So I hear

Good day

[CINDERELLA]

Oh, God

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]

I'll be on my way

Goodbye

[CINDERELLA]

No, please

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]

I tease

[CINDERELLA]

You usеd to meet me here

You nеver show up

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]

Now that I'm next in line

I've had to grow up

[CINDERELLA]

Now you're crown prince fancy pants

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]

I never saw that coming

[CINDERELLA]

Now of course, Your Majesty

Has lost his taste for slumming

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]

As you say

So long

[CINDERELLA]

Ta-ta

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]

I really must go

[CINDERELLA]

Then au revoir

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN & CINDERELLA]

Although

[CINDERELLA]

How about town square?

What a frenzy there

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]

You made Belleville lose the prize

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN, spoken]

Nice handiwork

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

Thank you

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]

Mother's in distress

You've caused quite a mess

[CINDERELLA]

Works of art can traumatize

People here are all too silly

Can nobody take a joke?

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]

Let's just say that really nearly

You have made the town go broke

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

Everyone's a critic

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]

My life's a living hell

With royal duties

Like shaking countless hands

And judging beauties

[CINDERELLA]

What a nightmare

Every day such drudgery to spoil it

I get to sweep the chimney

Once I've scrubbed out every toilet

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN, spoken]

You know, you use humour as a defense mechanism to stop people getting too close to you

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

Ugh, you know, you use your breath as a defense mechanism to stop people from getting too close to you

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN, spoken]

Oh

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

I'd better get home

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]

How is your stepmama?

[CINDERELLA]

She lives to goad me

While dreaming of the day

She can unload me

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]

You'd be hard to marry off

To some reptilian villain

[CINDERELLA]

So far every local loathsome villain is unwilling

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]

Lucky you

You can hold on for love to take wing

Oh, right

Love's not your thing

[CINDERELLA]

Love is just for fools

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]

Idiots and tools

And the criminally insane

Yes, I know your speech

That you love to preach

That you've drummed into my brain

[CINDERELLA]

Love alone destroyed my father

Mother died and broke his heart

Stepmama found love a bother

So she ripped his heart apart

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]

I think I better go

I've overstayed here

[CINDERELLA]

I've still got floors to scrub

This scullery maid here

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN & CINDERELLA]

Still I've lovely memories

Of all the times we've played here

[CINDERELLA]

I must say adieu to you

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]

So long

Toodle-loo

[CINDERELLA]

I've no excuse

I've got to vamoose

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN & CINDERELLA]

Cheerio

Ciao ciao

For now

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

Goodbye, Sebastian

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]

How I've missed Cinderella, that's a total surprise

Not at all what I expected

If I kissed Cinderella, she might blacken my eyes

On this Earth there's no one like her

And I like her