So Fly lyrics

[Verse 1]

I can't help being depressed

When I look down at my chest

Oh yes, my chest it might as well be nonexistent

How can I ever compete with 34 double D's?

And I'm rollin my eyes

When I look down at my thighs

They might as well tape everything that I eat to my legs

I am too broke for the knife, too lazy to excercise

But if I had hazel eyes, maybe I could be fly

[Chorus]

If I had no cellulite

Big breasts and pockets real wide

Then maybe I, maybe I, I, I could be so fly

And if I had a small waist

I'd make the boys go insane

And maybe I, maybe I, I, I could be so fly

So fly, so fly, so fly...

[Verse 2]

Now listen

I've got a beautiful soul

But only 4 people know

They've known me since I was 10

Beauty did not matter then

Now that I'm 20 all that matters

Is sex, cars and money

I ain't got none of the three

So basically, I am invisible to all of the fellas

And I sit at home jealous

There was no golden ticket in my chocolate today

And worst of all, I'm reminded in the cruelest ways

Of how I don't look and I should look

And that's why I say...

[Chorus]

If I had no cellulite

Big breasts and pockets real wide

Then maybe I, maybe I, I, I could be so fly

And if I had a small waist

I'd make the boys go insane

And maybe I, maybe I, I, I could be so fly

So fly, so fly, so fly...

[Bridge]

So basically all I need

Is to be everything but me

Colored contacts, liposuction

And some implants

Somehow that don't make much sense

I must be out of my head

If I think, that I am governed by material things

So I decided I'm the definition of fly

And if you want to know why

I know what money can't buy

Don't go believing the hype

There's no runway in the sky

And no way you could be fly

Not if it costs you a dime

[Chorus]

If I had no cellulite

Big breasts and pockets real wide

Then maybe I, maybe I, I, I could be so fly

And if I had a small waist

I'd make the boys go insane

And maybe I, maybe I, I, I could be so fly