[Verse 1]
I can't help being depressed
When I look down at my chest
Oh yes, my chest it might as well be nonexistent
How can I ever compete with 34 double D's?
And I'm rollin my eyes
When I look down at my thighs
They might as well tape everything that I eat to my legs
I am too broke for the knife, too lazy to excercise
But if I had hazel eyes, maybe I could be fly
[Chorus]
If I had no cellulite
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Then maybe I, maybe I, I, I could be so fly
And if I had a small waist
I'd make the boys go insane
And maybe I, maybe I, I, I could be so fly
So fly, so fly, so fly...
[Verse 2]
Now listen
I've got a beautiful soul
But only 4 people know
They've known me since I was 10
Beauty did not matter then
Now that I'm 20 all that matters
Is sex, cars and money
I ain't got none of the three
So basically, I am invisible to all of the fellas
And I sit at home jealous
There was no golden ticket in my chocolate today
And worst of all, I'm reminded in the cruelest ways
Of how I don't look and I should look
And that's why I say...
[Chorus]
If I had no cellulite
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Then maybe I, maybe I, I, I could be so fly
And if I had a small waist
I'd make the boys go insane
And maybe I, maybe I, I, I could be so fly
So fly, so fly, so fly...
[Bridge]
So basically all I need
Is to be everything but me
Colored contacts, liposuction
And some implants
Somehow that don't make much sense
I must be out of my head
If I think, that I am governed by material things
So I decided I'm the definition of fly
And if you want to know why
I know what money can't buy
Don't go believing the hype
There's no runway in the sky
And no way you could be fly
Not if it costs you a dime
[Chorus]
If I had no cellulite
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Then maybe I, maybe I, I, I could be so fly
And if I had a small waist
I'd make the boys go insane
And maybe I, maybe I, I, I could be so fly