So Bad lyrics

[Intro]

Yeah, haha, you feel that, baby?

Yeah, I feel it too, damn

You know, I'm so glad we could spend this time together

You see, I'm not as crazy as you thought I was, am I?

[Verse 1]

I’m the American Dream

I’m the definiton of white trash ballin’

I’m right back on 'em with a *err-chick-err, chicka-chick*

I can’t call it, same shit, different toilet

Oh, you got a nice ass, darling

Can’t wait to get you into my Benz, take you for a spin

What you mean we ain't fuckin’? You take me for a friend?

Let me tell you the whole story of Shady’s origin

You’ll be sorry if you slam my Mercedes door again

Now, it all started with my father

I must’ve got my pimpin' genes from him

The way he left my momma

I’m a rolling stone, just like him, word to Johnny Drama

Keep my entourage with me, baby, I’ll make a promise

There ain't nobody as bomb as

Me, I’m as calm as the breeze

I’m the bee’s knees, his legs, and his arms

I'm a superstar, girl, I’m ready for you, mama

Why you think the only thing I got on is my pajamas?

[Chorus]

I'm so bad, I’m so good that I’m so bad

I guarantee I’ll be the greatest thing you ever had

‘Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

I'm so bad, I’m so good that I’m so bad

I guarantee I’ll be the greatest thing you ever had

‘Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

[Verse 2]

I'm equivalent to a shot of Cuervo

First I’ll kiss your navel, work my way down

Baby, you can lay down on the table

But you may wanna find somethin' more stable

I told you I ain't foolin' from the gate

This ain't the first day of April

But thank you for stayin', April

I'ma make you learn to appreciate me, differentiate me

From these phony, little fishy and sissy fake Gs

Skip over the "huggy bear," and all the "kissy face," please

Initiate phase three, missy, now service me

Take another shot of Jäger, shakin' so nervously

Take your time, baby, oh, you’re the bomb, baby

Oh, you’re doing that even better than your mom, lady

I told you why I’m Shady, you didn't listen now, did ya?

Relax, woman, you know that I’m only kiddin' with ya

Got a twisted sense of humor, it's warped, but I didn't hit ya

I think you’re finally startin' to get the picture, I’m just...

[Chorus]

I'm so bad, I’m so good that I’m so bad

I guarantee I’ll be the greatest thing you ever had

‘Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

I'm so bad, I’m so good that I’m so bad

I guarantee I’ll be the greatest thing you ever had

‘Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

[Bridge]

Call me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, soul

Call me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, soul

I can hold you in the morning

But in the evening I gotta go

‘Cause I'm on to the next girl

And the next girl I kind of like, oh

[Verse 3]

I got you caught up in the rapture, make you recapture

The feelings you had for your last boyfriend before he slapped ya

You never wanted someone so bad, you're

Sweatin', but if I’m what you wanted

Why’d you panic when I grabbed ya?

Girl, don't be so frantic, I’m just a hopeless romantic

Don't try to fight the feeling of somethin' that's so organic

You can’t ignore it, so don't, just stand before it

Just drop them panties to the floor, let’s get to camcordin'

Damn, shawty, I told you this was bound to happen

Soon as you wrote your number on the napkin

I was bound to work a number on your back

And throw your spine out of alignment

My love has got you so blind that

You couldn't pick Amy Winehouse out of a line-up

So stop at the store, pick a pint up

Let's get the pineapple Schnapps going, no one will knock

‘Cause I'ma hang a sign up saying "Don't Disturb"

Shawty, I’m so superb

I say the right things, don't I spit the dopest words?

[Chorus]

I'm so bad, I’m so good that I’m so bad

I guarantee I’ll be the greatest thing you ever had

‘Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

I'm so bad, I’m so good that I’m so bad

I guarantee I’ll be the greatest thing you ever had

‘Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

[Bridge]

Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, soul

Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, soul

I can hold you in the morning

But in the evening I gotta go

‘Cause I am on to the next girl

And the next girl I kind of like, oh

[Chorus]

I'm so bad, I’m so good that I’m so bad

I guarantee I’ll be the greatest thing you ever had

‘Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

I'm so bad, I’m so good that I’m so bad

I guarantee I’ll be the greatest thing you ever had

‘Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

[Outro]

Dr. Dre

2010

Lightyears ahead of you