[Egoraptor]
It was a beatiful day,
And everyone,was excited!
There was a picnic and,
The whole Nintendo crew was invited!
Luigi stood up,and said..
[Luigi]
Listen everyone,
I love you,guys!
You are my best friend in the world,
You make me glad to feel alive!
[Markiplier]
Excuse me,
Hi there,i'm the announcer for a new family game!
Is called Super Smash Brothers!
[Luigi]
This is nice,how do we play ?
[Markiplier]
Well,first i'm gonna warp you into a world of hate and war!
Where you'll assault everyone that you ever known and loved before.
[Luigi]
I don't think,i wanna do that..
[Markiplier]
Oh,come one,it'll be a bash.
Now,grab all your little friends,'cause now,it's time for us to MOTHERFUCKING SMASH!
[Sexbang]
Woh-oh. (Wait,no.[Luigi])
Let's go!
Kick the shit all of your friends! (That's not cool..[Luigi])
Have a blast as you beat their ass.
And then,they're forced to clap to you in the end! (3, 2, 1, SMASH!)
Mario! (Hey,bro! AAHH...[Mario])
Your chode!
Has been destroyed, 200% (I need that chode...[Mario])
[Luigi]
Can't we all just get along ?
[Sexbang]
Abso-fucking-lutely not you gotta SMASH!
[Egoraptor]
The crowd was destroyed,
Hundreds of bystanders dead..
Kirby held Donkey Kong captive in his huge disgustin head.
Fox said:
[Fox]
Hey Mario,stop crying,
Just psyche up and fight instead!
[Luigi]
I'm Luigi,all this bloodstain make my overall's look red!
[Markiplier]
Sonic looked tough,
Till Link kick him in the stuff!
The madness of cold-blooded murder overtaken Jigglypuff!
He blasted Bowser to infinity,
With one massive ass hit!
And then,he took three Falcon Punches like it wasn't even shit!
[Luigi]
Is the time almost over ?
I can't tell,my face's mashed..
[Markiplier]
Don't worry,Luigi,
The clock says 4, 3, 2 (Oh no..[Luigi]), 1, SMASH!
[Sexbang]
Woh-oh! (This blows..[Luigi])
You know,
When Mario and Peach team up,
Your're screwed! (You're my OWN BROTHER!!![Luigi])
Pikachu's way less fucking cute
When he's trying to eletrocute you! (PIKA PII!!![Pikachu])
Samus! (What do you want ?[Samus])
Is pissed!
You got a small amount of dirt in her suit! (Oh,you're dead,bitch.[Samus])
[Luigi]
That is,the last goddamn straw...
[Markiplier]
Oh shit,i think Luigi's gonna fucking SMASH!
[Luigi]
Hey look at me,now,
I'm beating my friends!
I have no regrets,
This is the fucking beast!
Yes,i can see now,
We're having fun in the end!
Now,it all make sense!
I guess just because we smash each other,
Doesn't mean,we're not brothers!
(Punch..)
AAAH,MARIO,
You suck!
[Mario]
...
BITE me!