Slalom printre cretini [English translation]

We are skiing among idiots every day

In a small dirty world as you know it.

Idiots seem to be artificially conceived

Because they are too fucking many and have no disease.

Celebrate your stupidity, cheerful, it's a carnival,

Because you have 365 celebrations every year,

When I hear you, I vomit salami in your hair,

Mr. President is your mouth filthy with English?

I smile hysterically, psychically, I'm a psychopath,

If I forget to take my medicine, you'll get another Vadim.1

I cry loud everyday, day, everyday, hear me, yo', hey, go to your dead ones.2

If shit didn't happen, it will happen

To a country where they'll tie you up if you open your mouth and

I want to see you smile, my dear bastards,

When we burn you up, tonight, like the KKK.

In vain you want an education for your daughter who opens her eyes to another girl who opens her mouth 3.

You listen to manele on your headphones and got bling-bling on your fingers

when you cross the road, I'll hit you with the car on a stop sign.

We are skiing among idiots every day

In a small dirty world as you know it.

Idiots seem to be artificially conceived

Because they are too fucking many and have no disease.

We are skiing among idiots everyday

In a small dirty world as you know it.

Idiots seem to be artificially conceived

Because they are fucking too many and have no disease.

We are skiing among idiots every day to make a living

And we get really annoyed when we fucking meet you4

You graduated two years and people call you Thinker.

Don't help your child at his homework because you'll ruin his future.

Humour makes me give you fucking good advice,

Slam your car to a wall and a Renault will come out of it.

You are a spoon creator, read some almanaks 5

Go do something for you'll be a mayor of Bucharest tonight.

Don't look up to the sky, to the holy satellite

Because it will spit off a 0 an a 1 and you'll be disappointed.

We ask ourselves shyly if you allow us

What could a soap-opera turn a stupid girl into?

If you listen to both Parazitii and lousy Gypsy music,

I invite you to fuck your mother, no one will stop you.

Someone whispers to me in my headphones that I'm fucked up, oh, I got scared,

Suck my dick while I'm still alive, I quit singing.

We are skiing among idiots every day

In a small dirty world as you know it.

Idiots seem to be artificially conceived

Because they are fucking too many and have no disease.

We are skiing among idiots everyday

In a small dirty world as you know it.

Idiots seem to be artificially conceived

Because they are too fucking many and they ain't got no disease.

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1. Romanian ultra-nationalist and ill-tempered politician2. Romanian profanity3. jerks a dick4. your mother5. intentional misspelling, imitating a Romanian politician (Marian Vanghelie)