Skumppalaulu [English translation]

I've been eating oatmeal porridge

for weeks now

out of money, on Friday

I drank two bottles of Moët & Chandon

I should go to the gym

I look like a skeleton in dress

I spend Sundays watching Friends marathon

or shagging with my neighbor

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And I hear my mother saying

don't drink if you are thirsty for life

no, it won't make it any more bubbly

but although I dance without breaks

this ain't just one happy celebration

since sometimes in a same hustle

I break my heel and my heart

Those mornings without yesterday

make me still laugh

I should grow up

some day, I guess

but I say carpe fucking diem

I have time

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But luckily there's no problem

I couldn't double in the small hours

if I could learn from my mistakes

I'd be wiser than anyone ever

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