Skinnet [English translation]

It's so hard to know what to do

I don't even own an Internet modem

And there are no girls who can stand listening

To my tiny meaningless problems

If you, like me, have a hard time killing time

You just have got a problem to which I have the solution

Pull the skin backwards, pull the skin forwards

And then backwards and forwards again

And increase the speed in intervals

And then you'll almost end up in Heaven

What if us humans could be happy with the minimum

The small details that lead to pleasure

And why should one chase status and feel bad

When one can sit down and relax for a while

Life is pretty easy when you come to think of it

When a problem pops up it's solved this way

Pull the skin backwards, pull the skin forwards

And then backwards and forwards again

And increase the speed in intervals

And then you'll almost end up in Heaven

Don't be looking for ghosts in every corner

There aren't any in there anyway

And there is so much fun stuff to do

To warm oneself up when the soul is cold

Pull the skin backwards, pull the skin forwards

And then backwards and forwards again

And increase the speed in intervals

And then you'll almost end up in Heaven

Life is pretty easy when you come to think of it

When a problem pops up it's solved this way

Pull the skin backwards, pull the skin forwards

And then backwards and forwards again

And increase the speed in intervals

And then you'll almost end up in Heaven

(Chorus is repeated in spoken form)

And then you'll almost end up in Heaven

And then you'll almost end up in Heaven