She blew my mind behind
the wrecking machine.
She was a shitload of trouble
called the Subway Queen,
had a hip with bad habits
and a shake that was a bit obscene.
One night I caught her
running out the cellar door.
There was about a million people
lying flat on the floor.
For such a sweet little lady,
I would swear she's rotten to the core.
Oh, yes.
She got her hands in the cookie jar,
smiling like an alligator.
Makin' headlines in the back of her car,
tight-lipped now, but sinks ships later.1
Well, I know a thing or two about
a sweet little sister.
Her mama'd kill her if she knew what she do.
She's my sweet little sister.
She'll love ya black and blue,
sweet little sister.
She's Mona Lisa with a new tattoo.
She's my sweet little,
sweet little sister.
Say, every quitting time is another disease.
Too many cowboys riding high,
shooting low at the knees.
The back hand boogie is the price you pay
for being the squeeze.
The petting's getting heavy,
got my tongue in her ear.
Her friend is doing time
for kicking ass on a queer.
They're in a mental state
and all my friends are here.
Whoa, yes.
She's telling lies
through her burgundy lips,
an angel on a mission of mercy.
She'll get you dancin'
with the crack of the whip.
She'll take you up to heaven
on her rocket ship.
I know a thing or two about
a sweet little sister.
Her mama'd kill her if she knew what she do.
She's my sweet little sister.
She'll love ya black and blue,
sweet little sister.
She's Mona Lisa with a new tattoo.
She's so sweet, oh, sweet as candy.
She got her hands in the cookie jar,
smiling like an alligator.
Makin' headlines in the back of her car,
tight-lipped now, but sinks ships later.
I know a thing or two about
a sweet little sister.
Her mama'd kill her if she knew what she do.
She's my sweet little sister.
She'll love ya black and blue,
sweet little sister.
She's Mona Lisa with a new tattoo.
She's my sweet little,
sweet little sister.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1. A reference to the idiom "Loose lips sink ships," meaning that you should be careful what you say because you never know who's listening and harmful rumors can spread quickly.