Si t'es mon pote [English translation]

Yeah , right , I cheated

I'd put the W, discretly

I couldn't find where to place it

I sincerely didn't know you're looking me

Let's cancel and forget this game, if you want

I am 400 points ahead of you

And that's not luck

It's flamboyance

But if you are my pal , you lemme cheat in Scrabble

You're not complaining when you see me cheating

I only wanna win , It is no fun to play

If you're my pal, just shut up

Well okay, it's late and you're a bit tired of drinking

You do drink like a polish man

But you just can't get drunk

You are not lucky

But don't leave me there

I'm blasted like a rat , turned on

Okay, I don't care , get the hell outta here

I'll pay for the round of drinks

You fucker

But if you're my pal , you don't lemme drink alone

And you don't complain if you see me crazy

I pay you a drink at Ali's Café , the last one I swear

If you are my pal , you're following me

Well okay, indeed she's fuckable but I don't know

What she can give to you that I can't

It's been weeks since you left me for this ass

I just can't believe you

Be careful , don't let our friendship buried by that slut

Who is jealousy from the head to the feet

That doesn't know me at all and hate me

But if you're my pal, admit that it's a bit shameful

She's not really a nun , she's not Christine Okrent

And she got a mental level rather close to the ground

If you are my pal, throw her out

Well okay, it's true I'm a lunatic

I'm a show-off like a firefighters truck

It is because my parents lulled me

A bit too close to the wall , when I was a baby

But you have to pardon me for everything

Because I can die any day, that's life

You would never get back on your feet after that

And who will stay there for you as a friend ?

But if you are my pal , you will die a bit before me

I swear I'll bring you chrysanthemums every week

But as long as I am there , don't forget I like you

And if you're my pal, you like me

If you're my pal , I'm the only one you love