Shpalman [English translation]

One of the mask that a man can wear is the one made of clay

We must say that one of the mask that a man can wear is the one made of bronze

There’s the iron mask

There’s the Goofy mask

But the S**t mask

Is produced only by Shpalman (from the italian verb “spalmare” which means “spread”)

ma adesso e il momento della cazzuola di Shpalman!!!)

But now it’s time for the trowel (?) of Shpalman

A rough guy behind the corner

Wanted to steal my vespa

Another rough guy behind another corner

Wanted to steal my necklace

But I called Shpalman

He answered:”Tell me?”

And I told him “Come here

Because I need you to defend me!!!”

Be careful bad guys,

Because Shpalman is coming

And he spreads s**t on your face

Help, Shpalman is coming

And he will spread everybody

Because Shpalman is coming

And he spreads s**t on your face

Help, Shpalman is coming

And he will spread everybody

Shpalman is undoubtedly

A friend with the hands in the pasta (it means “envolved in something”)

And forget it if you think that you can’t tell him “Hey guy, now stop it”

Because his name is Shpalman

And the name explains everything

tinge il viso color maron

poi l'ascuiga col phon

He makes you super spreaded

Because his name is Shpalman

And he spreads s**t on your face

Help, Shpalman is coming

And he will spread everybody

He’s an hero of our times

I’m not afraid to be face to face with you

sul volto shpalmami

Wow, it’s super!!!

In the package of the toy ‘Shpalman megatrasformer Superaction’

You can find the card for the competition

“Spread your classmate

And you can win the trowel of Shpalman!!”

Because Shpalman is coming

And he spreads s**t on your face

Help, Shpalman is coming

And he will spread everybody

You sign the face

Of my enemies

and you create a frame on their faces

with pieces of s**t

goodbye Shpalman

we’ll miss you very much

and every rascal

will be spread