Shitboat [No Fans] lyrics
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
And all your crew look like Lego bricks
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
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Alestorm
- country:United Kingdom
- Languages:English, Spanish, Japanese, German
- Genre:Folk, Metal
- Official site:http://www.alestorm.net/
- Wiki:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alestorm
Alestorm Lyrics
- Black Sails At Midnight lyrics
- Alestorm lyrics
- Back Through Time lyrics
- 1741 [ The battle of Carthagena ] [Spanish translation]
- Big Ship Little Ship lyrics
- 1741 [ The battle of Carthagena ] lyrics
- Bar ünd Imbiss lyrics
- Zombies Ate My Pirate Ship
- 1741 [ The battle of Carthagena ] [French translation]
- 1741 [ The battle of Carthagena ] [Turkish translation]
Alestorm Also Performed Pyrics
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- Djexon
- Tsew The Kid
- Jakwob
- Midnight Sun (OST)
- Keo
- En?gma
- DYSN
- Neil Finn
- Eva's Garten
- Phoebe Ryan
- ODDSON
- Billy Bragg
- David Olney
- Cosmic Girl
- Paul Kelly
- Soledad Bravo
- Heval Özden
- Olivia O'Brien
- Live Again, Love Again (OST)
- DJ Vianu
- Vatra
- Der von Kürenberg
- Mc Tranka Fulha
- Heinrich von Veldeke
- Graceful Friends (OST)
- Dino Dvornik
- LLP
- Noam Banai
- Katie Noonan
- Gilbert Chellembron
- Dr. STONE (OST)
- Non voglio che Clara
- Russian chanson
- Uochi Toki
- Chuu
- Metal Guru (Massimo)
- Raja Game Changerz
- Los Huasos Quincheros
- TELLY GRAVE
- Arkady Serzhich
- Frühlings erwachen
- DJ Chuckie
- Team
- Bozhya Korovka
- TerrasMuzicum
- Steps
- Carlito
- Daniela Araújo
- Jordan Feliz
- Konstantin Belyaev
- Emma Muscat
- Paywand Jaff
- Maritza Montero
- Deasonika
- STXXCH
- Nextop
- Hermione Hennessy
- PARKMOONCHI
- Helrunar
- Taecyeon
- Times (OST)
- Turgay Saka
- Luc Dumont
- Los Burros
- Nada Knežević
- Ah Niu
- Jésus, de Nazareth à Jérusalem (Musical)
- Ten Years After
- Quiet Riot
- Nicolás Guillén
- Kim Ryzhov
- SHINDRUM
- Pinto "Wahin" & Ricky Luna
- Queen Latifah
- Robert Cristian
- Breakup Probation, A Week (OST)
- Let Me Off The Earth (OST)
- Tatu Pekkarinen
- KIXS
- 24hrs
- Yammo
- Guus Meeuwis
- Martin Nilsson
- Claver Gold
- A-Jak
- Ugly Kid Joe
- Göran Fristorp
- Karel García
- Nirmala Mishra
- Four Daughters
- Bananafishbones
- John Parr
- Cole Swindell
- Yl
- Aly & Fila
- Paiddy
- Peter Orloff
- Love Affair In The Afternoon (OST)
- Glowbug
- Downtown [Czech translation]
- Saturday Night [Is The Loneliest Night In The Week] lyrics
- Life Is Cinema lyrics
- Neon Cathedral lyrics
- Next Year lyrics
- Same Love [Italian translation]
- My oh my [Hungarian translation]
- Penis Song [Swedish translation]
- My oh my [Greek translation]
- Same Love [Hungarian translation]
- Same Love [Italian translation]
- Make The Money lyrics
- Cowboy Boots lyrics
- Downtown lyrics
- Same Love [Swedish translation]
- Same Love [Spanish translation]
- Fallin' [French translation]
- Same Love [Portuguese translation]
- Same Love [Portuguese translation]
- Same Love [Dutch translation]
- Good Old Days [Greek translation]
- Penis Song [German translation]
- How To Play The Flute lyrics
- Glorious [Hungarian translation]
- Same Love [German translation]
- Can't Hold Us [Japanese translation]
- Church lyrics
- Same Love [Arabic translation]
- Same Love [Tongan translation]
- Downtown [French translation]
- Same Love [Romanian translation]
- Kings [French translation]
- Same Love [Catalan translation]
- Same Love [Hebrew translation]
- Light Tunnels [German translation]
- Same Love [Japanese translation]
- Glorious [Turkish translation]
- Same Love [Russian translation]
- Same Love [Chinese translation]
- Can't Hold Us [Turkish translation]
- Kevin lyrics
- Drug Dealer lyrics
- Light Tunnels lyrics
- Corner Store lyrics
- Can't Hold Us [Finnish translation]
- Drug Dealer [Indonesian translation]
- Can't Hold Us [French translation]
- Otherside [Greek translation]
- My oh my lyrics
- Downtown [Greek translation]
- Glorious [Greek translation]
- Gold lyrics
- Otherside [Spanish translation]
- Fallin' lyrics
- Downtown [French translation]
- Make The Money [French translation]
- Glorious [Spanish translation]
- Levitate lyrics
- Can't Hold Us [German translation]
- Otherside [French translation]
- Otherside [Italian translation]
- Can't Hold Us [Greek translation]
- Irish Celebration lyrics
- Penis Song lyrics
- Same Love [Finnish translation]
- Macklemore - Otherside
- Glorious [Romanian translation]
- Kings lyrics
- She's Not Him lyrics
- It's Christmas Time lyrics
- Same Love [French translation]
- My oh my [Dutch translation]
- Glorious [Russian translation]
- Downtown [Serbian translation]
- Dance off lyrics
- Glorious lyrics
- Otherside [Finnish translation]
- Make The Money [Finnish translation]
- Can't Hold Us [Hungarian translation]
- Beni Dertler Öldürmüş lyrics
- Jimmy Iovine lyrics
- Can't Hold Us [Italian translation]
- Glorious [German translation]
- Over it lyrics
- Same Love lyrics
- Intentions lyrics
- Same Love [Danish translation]
- My oh my [French translation]
- Penis Song [Portuguese translation]
- Same Love [Italian translation]
- Drug Dealer [Greek translation]
- Can't Hold Us [Serbian translation]
- Same Love [Serbian translation]
- Otherside [Hungarian translation]
- Good Old Days lyrics
- Good Old Days [Serbian translation]
- Same Love [Japanese translation]
- Same Love [Greek translation]
- Drug Dealer [Serbian translation]
- Downtown [Hungarian translation]
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