In this big bad world, there's things I do
When she needs help, I come through
Sometimes she hands me a jar of Jif
And I feel good when I open it
She needs me
She needs me
And that's why I need her
She needs me
She needs me
It's us against the world
I'm pretty good with a TV remote
When I record her favorite shows
I know how to listen when she's upset
And I keep her warm when she goes to bed
She needs me
She needs me
And that's why I need her
She needs me
She needs me
It's us against the world
She's mine, all mine
She's mine, all mine
She likes it that way almost all of the time
She's mine, all mine
She's mine, all mine
Don't mess with my girl, no!
She needs me
She needs me
And that's why I need her
She needs me
She needs me
It's us against the world
We all need a reason to live
So don't ever fall for the freedom bid
Free as a bird I flew down that road
Take it from me, it's a horror show
She needs me
She needs me
And that's why I need her
She needs me
She needs me
It's us against the world
She needs me
She needs me
She needs me
Ooh
She needs me (She needs me)
She needs me (She needs me)
And that's why I need her (And that's why I need her)
She needs me