She's no lady lyrics

She hates my mama

She hates my daddy too

She loves to tell me

She hates the things I do

She loves to lie beside me

Almost every night

She's no lady she's my wife

The preacher asked her

And she said I do

The preacher asked me

And she said yes he does too

And the preacher said

I pronounce you 99 to life

Son she's no lady she's your wife

And I can't remember

How I met her

Seems like she's always just been hanging here off my right arm

And I can't remember

How I ever

Thought that I just couldn't live without a woman's charm

And even though

She loves the smell of French perfume

And even though

She walks around in high-heel shoes

All I know

Is I'm the one who pays her price

Man she's no lady she's my wife

And I can't remember

How I met her

Seems like she's always just been hanging here off my right arm

And I can't remember

How I ever

Thought that I just couldn't live without a woman's charm

Yea she hates my mama

She hates my daddy too

She loves to tell me

She hates the things I do

She loves to lie beside me

Almost every night

She's no lady she's my wife