She's Candace
Like the Venus de Milo
Except she's not armless and handless
She's got a big honkin' truckload of ship-launching qualities
And this is the reason she bears no resemblance to a praying mantis
Candace
A name with seven letters
Candace
Only wears designer sweaters
Candace
She's got an allergy to dairy
Candace
And she's anything but ordinary!