Шары [Shari] [English translation]

I implanted balls under the skin of my dick,

I greased all this with vaseline,

And I poked my girlfriend,

Oh, she was really pleased.

I thought that she will die from this,

But luckily no shit happened to her.

My dick became a large hoss,

So girls loved me even though I was ugly and gloomy,

Then I realized that girls love not because of a nice face,

But because of a fucking long humpy dick and a right bollock.

Women follow me like a herd,

Their only dream is

To be fucked by me before bedtime.

They surrounded me here and there,

I hide in bushes,

Otherwise this will be the end for me.

Because my dick became large, like a big gelding's cock,

So the girls loved me even though I was angry and coxy,

All people know that girls love not because of a nice face,

But because of a fucking long humpy dick and a right bollock.

In order that won't be the end for me,

I'll chop my dick off,

And I will cook jelly from it.

Yeah, in order that I don't cut one's cable,

It would have been better to give them my dick,

They can enjoy it, I don't care about them.

I have had a large dick,

But now it's gone.

I had enough of sex with the girls,

I will take a break from it all in my old age.

So you all know that girls love not because of a nice face,

But because of a fucking long humpy dick and a right bollock.