Shanghai Cola [English translation]

I'll tell you something about our salvation, In Peking*, cans march down the conveyor belt.

It's either salvation or bad luck when the trucks with "Shanghai Cola" logo come.

What does the dealer say? "The first one is free!" It can't be helped, people have to be fucked over.

Made in China, Made in Taiwan, we'll tell you a little something about great power.

[Chorus]

Only Shanghai Cola can save you now.

What does the dealer say?

Drink it with no worries - clinically tested, a bit diuretic.

Whoever gets some, will stay clean, clean like Petržalka's** heroin, count on it!

That recipe from Shaolin monastery - nicotine, coffee, ammonia, guarana, taurine and water straight from the Yellow River.

All of you sick people, throw out your meds!

[Chorus]

Let's buy a different world, and everything will be clear and then an eternal thirst and a hell so well-known to us,

in different forms, just like a chameleon, deep inside of ourselves we'll go out like lights.

Made in China, Made in Taiwan, we'll tell you a little something about great power.

Made in China, Made in Taiwan, we'll tell you a little something about great power.

So I bought it, it was new. I had no idea it would be addictive.

You take a swig, count to three and wake up to being a slave to your drug.

And then, in the mornings, you need a hit, at the dealer's you get two free XLs for a six-pack,

and on them in bold letters - Shanghai Cola, that strength, vitality free of cholesterol.

[Chorus]

Let's buy a different world, and everything will be clear and then an eternal thirst and a hell so well-known to us,

in different forms, just like a chameleon, deep inside of ourselves we'll go out like lights.