Sexy y Barrigón [English translation]

I’m sexy and paunchy, a scarce set of virtues

I’m what the world wants or what it may be, I’m sexy and paunchy.

I’m a good combination of Homer Simpson and Rolling Stone,

I take advantage of confusion, ‘cause I know I’m sexy and paunchy.

I regard disregard and compassion, I don’t always let things out,

Inside every, every candy today, there’s a paper and it’s written:

Sexy and paunchy.

I owe you the washboard, I’m an old-fashioned type of man

But I know that I can make you happy,

Even being so ugly, but sexy and paunchy.

I regard disregard and compassion, I don’t always let things out,

I’m inside every, every candy, there’s a role and it’s written:

Sexy and paunchy.

Everyone has their nail, and everyone has their cross,

Everyone has their evil side, everyone has a side.

Sexy and paunchy.

I have d’Artagnan’s musket,

And a house with ten pine trees in Saigon,

I show off in class, a boorish type

I’m all-out sexy and paunchy.

Everyone has their nail, and everyone has their cross,

Everyone has their evil side, everyone has a side.

A sexy side, sexy and paunchy.

Paunchy but sexy, paunchy but sexy.