Sexist Pig lyrics

Spoken intro:

Thank you very much. Couple of sweet lorraines* for you now. I'd like to dedicate this next song to all the -uh -drag queens in the audience tonight and I can see there's a couple out there. This is called Sexist Pig.

Song:

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Well, he wants a sweet mama to bring sunshine to his house

Someone who knows how to sew and when to shut her mouth

He wants a little lady to bake him homemade bread, wear lots of pretty clothes, give him a little head

Chorus:

Another notch on your cock

And you think you're a man

Another notch on your cock

You got cum on the brain

He's out trucking down the road with his low-life friends

Left his family home to make it if they can

He's always talking to his friends about his lovely kids

Well, he ain't been home in 13 months and still he thinks they're his

Chorus:

Another notch on your cock

And you think you're a man

Another notch on your cock

You got cum on the brain

He's the fool who thinks his tool is the revolution

Sexist. Pig!

Sexist. Pig!

He's got balls but that is all and that ain't the solution

Sexist. Pig!

Sexist. Pig!

Because he's a man he thinks he can (heavy breathing) have any woman

Sexist. Pig!

Sexist. Pig!

He'll never find no peace of mind because he's anti-human

Sexist. Pig!

Sexist.

Chorus x 2:

Another notch on your cock

And you think you're a man

Another notch on your cock

You got cum on the brain

Another notch on your cock

And you think you're a man

Another notch on your cock

You got cum on the brain

He-he-he-hey!

(Instrumental)

Spoken:

Ok, Listen up, I want to tell you just one more thing

A woman's got such childish thoughts because she's just a chick

A man can always come out on top because he's got a prick

A guy needs a doll to make him feel like a man but the doll can walk and the doll can talk and she'll kill you if she can

Chorus:

Another notch on your cock

And you think you're a man

Put a notch on your cock

You got cum on the brain

Another notch on your cock

You got cum on the brain

Put a notch on your cock

You got cum on the brain

Ohh, yes...?