Sex Song [Tongan translation]

I'm a bad man

With a master plan

And the ladies call me Tex.

And the one thing all the ladies know

Is I'm really good at having --

Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh

Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.

I'm good at sex

I'm good at sex

I'm very, very, very, very good... at sex.

I am good

You are good, too.

You're learning

Little by little

I'm guiding you with my hand

And my arms

I'm good at sex

You're learning quick.