Selbstmitleid [English translation]

You've got no view, charming on zero

Not even your shoulders are big

Your beard of three days doesn't make you really hard either

Pity yourself, pity yourself, pity yourself

Your bathroom mirror switches to blind

Your look is too flat for it

You've senselessly messed up the deciding shot

Pity yourself, pity yourself, pity yourself

And you're standing in the rain without getting wet

It's raining beside you

Nobody laughed about your favourite joke again

Pity yourself, pity yourself, pity yourself

As special characteristics your passport only says

Pale and without balls

When you pass border control you're never controlled

Pity yourself, pity yourself, pity yourself

And you're standing in the rain without getting wet

It's raining beside you

Nobody laughed about your favourite joke again

Pity yourself, pity yourself, pity yourself

All doors jammed close

They celebrate without you

Only the hang-over stays

Nobody can bear you

You're simply a nobody

Nobody is pleased about you

You can freeze right here

Nobody is interested in the fact

On which floe you're floating

And you're standing in the rain without getting wet

It's raining beside you

Even you're lonely island is described in every magazine

And is freed of visa duty

It's all negotiated, life is fallbering beside you

Self pity, self pity