[Part 1: Alligatoah]
In a weird night, I'd already been awake for eleven days
I scored with myself for lack of better company
At the hotel bar with schnapps and a few bad pick-up lines
I was ready to hop into bed with myself eventually
And I took myself hard, the contrast of putting an idea into my head, now I'm more drawn than Marvel comics
Now I've kicked in all my mirrors
Because I feel used and never want to see myself again
[Part 2: Basti (DNP)]
Online poker night, ey I put my money
On the street like my then girlfriend
And I'm losing and before I lose another banknote
I better stop playing poker and call a few ladies
But not one picks up, fuck, damn, man
I don't need women, I take it into my own hands
Two girls one cup, man, I don't give a shit about these hoes
Because I want a Bambi for masturbation 1
[Hook: Alligatoah]
Life is no dance class
In the end you're all alone
Buckle on the milking machine
Masturbation
Because Life is no dance class
In the end it's handwork
Even my Grandpa loves masturbation
[Part 3: Timi Hendrix]
She says there's no way she can spend her future with me
Because there are my toe nails in her organic muesli
And there are some leeches swimming around in our bath tub
Oh, I only fuck groupies because it's part of the job description
In the end, the relationship was only stress anyway
Now I play Catholic roulette with other hoes
And I'm not entirely sure but I almost think that
A dick in the hand is worth two bushes
[Part 4: Sudden]
It's really true, darling, I fuck myself
You can read a book or order a pizza for us
Baby please, get lost with your pussy, I don't want sex
I take your pill so I won't get pregnant
(Life is no) Chatroulette
Shocked looks from your family, I wank in front of my camera
It was a lie when I told you that I didn't cheat on you
I cheated on my left hand with my right hand
[Hook: Alligatoah]
[Bridge: Alligatoah]
When you need support, they turn their back on you
But when the fruits are ripe, you shake it
[2x]
1. Bambi is a German media award. This might be a reference to Bushido, another German rapper, winning a Bambi for integration