I once loved a soldier
I loved him without end
But he preferred to spend
His time with his cannon
I once loved a chauffeur
Come beneath the covers, what are you starting at?
But he only told me
How to turn the steering wheel
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Come to me this evening
Come to me tomorrow
Sexual conkers
Are falling in my garden
I once loved a poet
Who scorned the stuff
Instead of embracing me
He rhymed couplets for me
I once loved a banker
And asked him for pleasure
He scattered promises
Like old banknotes
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I now love a girlfriend
Without a profession
And know this - she alone
Did me any good
In looks a pure angel
Though always understands everything on time
I am sure she alone replaces
Three cannon companies
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