Slicked back hair and a crazy mullet
Chest bare and like a barrel
I don't have any shame
and flaunt it for sure
Been trying to cut down, but that won't cut it
I'll make sure that tomorrow you won't be riding your bike home, let alone walk
Always keeping the game fair and the game is called "get-around"
And it's hard to be humble when you're this sexy
I'm the hottest and the sexiest dude in this bar
Hold me tighter
And tonight you won't find anyone better than this
Hold me tighter
I'm the hottest and the sexiest dude in this bar
Hold me tighter
And tonight you won't find anyone better than this
I'm the sexiest dude
Like Seppo 'the Erotic' Taalasmaa, Matti & Teppo, the one who's balder,
I'll blind your proposers, each lamer than the other.
Let's go party like crazy at the closed Aurora [hospital]
So they can tame the Teflons with tranquilizer darts
Keeping it awesome
I'm A as in alfa and O as in omega
I'll show you around the toilet facilities
like Huoneistokeskus [Real estate company], that's the job for me
Lick the wall tiles and moan out loud
so you won't hear Topi laying cable in the booth next door
I'm the hottest and the sexiest dude in this bar
Hold me tighter
And tonight you won't find anyone better than this
Hold me tighter
I'm the hottest and the sexiest dude in this bar
Hold me tighter
And tonight you won't find anyone better than this
In the early morning I whisper:
"Hold me tighter"
Yea, yea, yea, yea
Single moms want to have my baby and
they are wearing Vantaa-whites and all hung up
I'm the Big Kahuna of Hotel Vantaa:
Greet them by the bar wearing my tribal tattoo
Everyone's like "Wow! Who's that hunk?"
My eyes tell them: "Don't you know, you fucking loser?"
Everyone's like "Wow! Who's that hunk?"
My eyes tell them: "Heikki Kuula, you fucking loser!" Boom!
I'm the hottest and the sexiest dude in this bar
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude
And tonight you won't find anyone better than this
Th-th-th-this
I'm the hottest and the sexiest dude in this bar
Hold me tighter
And tonight you won't find anyone better than this
Hold me tighter
I'm the hottest and the sexiest dude in this bar
Hold me tighter
And tonight you won't find anyone better than this
I'm the sexiest dude