Seitdem du weg bist [English translation]

On the way to Mordor

You searched for me

A ring to rule them all

Cursed a thousand times

But up on Mount Doom

For the salvation of my soul

I’ll throw you in the fire

Then I’ll be great again

How could I have been so blind back then

I don’t understand it anymore

Fortunately you no longer interfere.

Well that wasn’t so hard

Since you’ve been gone, I’m doing great

Everyday is a sunny day

Since you’ve been gone, I’m doing great

Everything is just the way I like it

Since you’ve been gone, I’m doing great

Easily troubled, the rebellion

Victory is still so far away

But Darth Vader follows the Death Star

But fortunately there’s a tiny detail in this ventilation shaft

I’ll shoot a torpedo in there, then I’ll be great again.

How could I have been so blind back then

I don’t understand it anymore

Fortunately you no longer interfere.

Well that wasn’t so hard

Since you’ve been gone, I’m doing great

Everyday is a sunny day

Since you’ve been gone, I’m doing great

Everything is just the way I like it

Since you’ve been gone, I’m doing great

Since you’ve been gone, I’m doing great

Hello human, the Earth speaking

Your homeland, your planet

And I unfortunately have to tell you

That I feel like shit

My sea level is rising

You live in luxury

Do you still want to stay here awhile?

When will you finally die out?

Because when you’re gone, I’ll be great

I don’t even mean this badly

Because when you’re gone, you will definitely

Not cry anymore tears

Since you’ve been gone, I’m doing great

I’m doing great since you’ve been gone

Oh, since you’ve been gone, I’m doing great

I’m doing great since you’ve been gone

Since you’ve been gone, I’m doing great

I’m doing great since you’ve been gone

Since you’ve been gone, I’m doing great

I’m doing great since you’ve been gone

Since you’ve been gone, I’m doing great