Sebastian The Royal Doulton Music Hall

[Shamus:] Where would we all like to go on this fine, fine day?

[Mary Poppins:] The Royal Doulton Music Hall, please.

[John:] Where?

[Georgie:] What's that?

[Mary Poppins:] We're on the brink of an adventure, children. Don't spoil it with too many questions.

In the nursery you were never by yourself

There was quite another world upon your shelf

(Hold on)

Where each day crowds make their way upon the sun's descent

To a mythical, mystical, never quite logistical tent

Yes, in this dilly-dynamical, simply ceramical

Royal Doulton Bowl

There's a cuddly and curious, furry and furious

Animal watering-hole

Where the monkeys and hummingbirds know the tunes and the words

Every beast, large and small

Loves the very top-drawer-able, always encore-able

Royal Doulton Music Hall

[Clyde:] Ooh, that one tickled my tail. Nearly there, Mary Poppins!

Yes, in this marvellous, mystical, rather sophistical

Royal Doulton Bowl

There's a lot of birds cueing up, a lot of hams chewing up

Scenery they swallow whole

There are lots of cats tuning strings, nightingales in the wings

Waiting for their big drumroll

At the simply sensational, standing ovational

Royal Doulton Music Hall

[Clyde:] Here we are!

[Annabel:] But where's the music hall?

[Mary Poppins:] Oh, yes, that. Silly me.

[Wolf:] Step right up! Step right up!

[Children:] Wow! Goodness! How on earth did she do that?

[Jack:] One thing you should know about Mary Poppins: she never explains anything.

[Wolf:] Hurry! Hurry! Get tickets while you can for the one-night only, one-night only - Mary Poppins! What an honour it is to have you join us this evening.

[Mary Poppins:] Thank you.

[Wolf:] And who is this I see? Why, it's John, Annabel and Georgie Banks.

[John:] You know us?

[Wolf:] Of course! Everyone knows the Banks children. Hurry along now. Get yourself some peanuts and candy floss and go right on in.

[Children:] May we, Mary Poppins?

[Mary Poppins:] Yes. Just keep away from the edge of the bowl.

At the highly acclaimable, nearly untamable

Lavishing praisable, always roof-raisable

Royal Doulton Music Hall!