Señora de Juan Fernández [English translation]

Mrs. Juan Fernández

Please don't treat me that way,

don't think that because of the beard I am a bad character.

Understand that not all men can dress

like your husband.

Times have changed a lot

and fine men do not persuade anyone anymore.

Mrs. Juan Fernandez,

ask your husband.

He knows that I'm decent, since he is my friend;

and besides, we are neighbors.

Mrs. Juan Fernández,

I know that the people don't look kindly on me

because of the little things I did as a child.

I don't hit my grandmother anymore

and I don't shoot at anyone with my shotgun,

I have given up smuggling

and now I behave with much charm.

Mrs. Juan Fernández,

don't hang up on me,

I want to inform you that your daughter Juana

left with me this morning,

and in one or two weeks

our family will be larger.

Mrs. Juan Fernández,

if I find a good job,

after the honeymoon

we'll get married.

Now you see, Madam...

who your son-in-law is.