Mr. Inspector, tell me why
When I needed him, I didn't find him
and now that I am good, a bit better
I always find him around.
He follows me like a stubborn spy
with a piggy bank to collect
he gives me good advice and then
turns my pockets upside down.
Have mercy on me sir.
Have pity inspector, please.
He likes to play with his computer
mouse and cat, I get it!
He doesn't know how to add or even understand
four and two should be
sixteen.
Terror of pharaohs and guardians,
the national treasury chest
if he throws their spells on you
don't disappoint him or he'll make you suffer.
We are already his property
control yourself, inspector, please.
The problem is to guess,
where is this gold going to stop
you'll see it, you won't taste it
it's a matter of magic.
It's a special trick
of magician Merlin's skill!
We feel an emense gratitude
there is no reason for concern
it is a pleasure to be able to contribute
to a prosperious and glorious porvenir.
And many thanks for the stability
of your employer, inspector, yes sir.
The health system works
and the society is calm
and it finally finds the solution
against unemployment and pollution.
The education system works
and the pollution is calm
and the health finds the
solution to society.
The pollution is stable
and the education system is too
and the society finds itself
against unemployment and health.
There are no more potholes in the hospitals
only beds on the road.