Se fossi più simpatica sarei meno antipatica [English translation]

If I was more sympathetic I would be less unpleasant

If I was more unpleasant I would be less sympathetic

I'm not a nice and beautiful one

I'm not a Lucky

I am a bold and healthy man

I'm not an airplane

I am very terrible

I'm not a dirigible

I'm one whose matter the height

I'm not a lightning rod

I'm a man without her

A pinzi pinzibei

I'm an exceptional man

I'm a natural son

I'm one of the reserve

I'm the servant's son

I'm a man without a bitch

Three coffee with chicory

If I had a frock coat I would be a salamander

If I was from Ciociaria, I would sell myself very expensive

I am a man that weighs a gram

I'm a radio telegram

I'm a man from Istanbul

I'm a paraf...

I'm one of the most cretinous

I'm Petrolini

And if you do not understand me

I'm a pneumonia

I am a man of the League1

that the more doesn't care

The sun goes down

Then comes the night

If I had more pretensions, I would be a real Englishman

If I was a minister, I would be a bad buy

If I had the toothpick

I would clean my teeth

I feel bad about the stincher

I'm not a Pinker pill

If I was a sneer

I'd do see my hottest thing

If I was from Ciociaria

I would sell it most costly

If I was a maiden I would do see the faith

And if you have enough

I sell it at the auction

If I was more sympathetic I would be less unpleasant

If I was more unpleasant I would be less sympathetic

The sun goes down

1. Italian political party whose positions are very conservative, and racist