Scums Of The Seven Seas lyrics

If you'’re tired of the conquer

Or just a shipwrecked sailor

Come to the filthiest boozer

Of the seven seas

Here you don'’t find an angel

Just the toper rangers

Boozer bums, shifty scums

Drinking cheap rum

We danced all night with the big, fatty ladies

At morning Vince collapsed tipsy in the massive tits

They are angels for robbers and gift for the marines

Run around shifty hounds

Waitin’ at the mouth

Joey, the beast, lost on poker heavily

He tried to beat the sailors

Till they got him on the ground

Seamus took a fresh bath in the whiskey tun

Soaked up all, sang alone

’Till he'’s gettin’ drowned

Bernie'’s got lust for the sluts in the alley

He always praise the ugliest, smelly, tothless whore

Sam cooked all night the finest rum jelly

The tiny doll, gorged it all,

Then puked it on the wall

I'’m sick of all my friends

So I seek a romance

And I'’ll find a place where nights turns to day

I go without the bastards

I’'m weary of the bluster

And I sail, sail, sail far away